the kind of people who are going out to eat right now are the kind of people who need to read this but never will

wth is going on here

Tomorrow's headline: MrBeast sexually harassed every female member of finger on the app competition

General rule of thumb:

OK. Sounds good I hated history.

the good news is there is no way parler is as secure as twitter so it’d be a real shame if it were hacked.

This.........is bad.

can’t win em all

Once you’ve finished it it literally has been for nothing!

that’s hard to believe (not about avengers, they got real weird with like West coast avengers, and lots of stories that were just boring in a time when X- had the lock on ridiculous melodrama) but I’m in no position to dispute it as I don’t have sales figures for 1990 :D

new warriors are kinda meh tho. They’re like z -list heroes that couldn’t make it into any of the 10000 x-titles in the 90s

i can’t believe the last word of that sentence was happy.

I’m surprised that this game is selling at all. For me, and what I had assumed was true for most people, is that video games are a form of escapism. Why would I want to try to escape reality into an objectively worse one. I’m growing older I guess and I just don’t see the point in games like these. We need “empathy…

This is gonna suck so hard. No one wants to see 90 year old dan akroyd try to action.

I generally just use my hands am i doing it wrong?

also important when beating your meat is to not overbeat it.  It can become red and that’s when you know you’ve gone too far.

Eat the entire apple you coward.

you could buy a stand that would allow it

Anyone fired for this sort of thing should lose their right to vote.

Right? i was like oh come the fuck on.  She’s way too high up for her to not be representing your values.