I think I prefer Kotaku’s other take on this :D

push me and then just touch me

^^^

I mean.... I’m no expert on Furby, but I’d guess this thing is nowhere near as good as a furby in bed.

*ahem*

Not at all like those adorable furbys. We should probably eradicate the hatchimals don’t you think? For the furbys.

thought MAYBE but i’ll take the neti pot for 10 bucks and 20934293840923489 packs for another 10 over 200 bucks for a machine and enough pods to get me through one winter

thought MAYBE but i’ll take the neti pot for 10 bucks and 20934293840923489 packs for another 10 over 200 bucks for…

Can’t wait for Duke Nukem Forever to drop!

This has everything to do with gamers too

it’s fun for the creator to watch people follow his breadcrumbs. It’s not an entirely one way street.

Banned

Seeingis a lot easier than knitting is all I can add to that XD. I know how to do both and knitting is far too time consuming for me plus my daughter just ripped the blanket to shreds.you know the one I spent three months on! Babies are the worst

Is this still A Thing (tm)?

I got a corgi by the by!!!!!

it’s more american than apple pie!

come here I have the biggest americboner for you. You won’t believe how throbbing with freedom it is

come here I have the biggest americboner for you. You won’t believe how throbbing with freedom it is

you know it

you know it

I take umbrage with that opening line

I take umbrage with that opening line

Your cast iron skillet does double duty as a hardy ice smasher!