Marty, you have to come with me.

Battlefield 1 literally opened with them, too

Who cares about Toon Link?

I would love Captain N in Smash. I have fond memories of that show, even if it was complete trash in retrospect.

I would never in a million years expect Captain N to appear in a Smash game, but we need to get Simon Belmont in the mix.

Then get Dr. Wily, Eggplant Wizard, and King Hippo in there as Assist Trophies.

OH, F*** YES

On the PS Store, PC, and mobile app stores.

“as long as they give proper tool and filter and good visibility for best games.”

Yeah, you’re not getting that. 

Steam needs actual competition. Not because it’d make them do better, but because I’m slowly starting to feel like I don’t want to be bothered with anything associated with it.

Otherwise you could end up with something like this...

#NotMySpacePope

then Episode That Guy Who Looks Like Hurley

That’s HUUUUUUGE! Tom....Huuuuuge!

Wait what? That’s it? Jeez, some rape culture we live in today where a guy can get fired for that, right? God damn modern society. Even with today’s economic climate I wouldn’t even want to work for a company that treats its employees like that. Jesus, just get some fucking chastity cages for your wage slaves while…

“What knockers!”

No worries, just tell the kids it’s a rocketship

Still like this one better, from the first game:

“It’s a terrible day for rain.”