I’ll believe her when I (don’t) see her.  I feel like very few celebrities who announce they’re quitting actually follow through.  The ones who quit just... you know, quit and fade away.

Here’s the thing: reassuring your nervous supporters that the debate was “one bad night” shouldn’t be complicated at all. Just get the candidate in as many live, unscripted situations as possible to prove that he can still think on his feet and still has the stamina to campaign. Schedule a live, one-hour town hall…

Win or lose, as long as Joe did his best, it’s fine.

I don’t look forward to the next few months of liberals huffing copium and denying Biden’s obvious cognitive decline, again, until he inevitably loses to Trump.

It works though. People have already forgotten the downright all-time historic embarrassment that was the GOP House Follies last year, and are now focused on Joe having a bad night in front of the cameras.

Scarlett alleges that Gaiman assaulted her within hours of their meeting in his New Zealand residence in February 2022, when she was hired as a nanny for his child. The two apparently shared a bath where, according to Gaiman, they only “cuddled” and “made out” with consent.”

If those assholes get back into office, prepare to write hundreds of variations on that comment. People are not grasping what it means. Yesterday’s Supreme Court decision is the most significant event in this country since 9-11, and possibly the most significant since the onset of the Civil War.

Waiting for this to happen to a white person, I’d wager. 

“I may not agree with your speech, but I will hold it against you in a court of law.”

B.G. can’t casually hang out with people who have a felony, but the President can order assassinations and coups against US citizens as “official acts” and enjoy complete immunity. #America2024

America has lost its collective fucking mind.

Any progressives on the fence about voting for Biden (and who could blame you?) please note today’s news about SCOTUS overturning Chevron Deference, upholding bans on unhoused people camping, and letting a whole bunch of insurrectionists off the hook. TODAY.

Now, consider the fact that two of the staunchest…

Swifties are about as rational as the Beyhive. Humourless self-appointed guardians of insanely wealthy people that don’t need the protection. They look for the insult, find it, then rally the soldiers.

You are not allowed to dislike a show.  If you dislike anything it means you are a bigot and voted for Trump and you deserve to burn in hell for all eternity. 

u got 72 hours to respond. and I expect choreo!!”

People should be able to choose their gender identity and pronouns and be respected for that, but the vast majority of humans, and not just cishet people, are completely comfortable with identifying as entirely one gender, so the insistence that “gender is a spectrum,” while not outright false, sure seems like an…

I don’t think anyone with a chronic illness is surprised by any of this. People love to ask how you’re feeling so that they can congratulate you on being brave/a fighter/etc when you politely just say “fine” and downplay things. People don’t like when you actually acknowledge how much it fuckin’ sucks because that’s…

Can’t blame her at all. MS sounds like utter hell.

I will never be able to figure out why wealthy celebrities get regularly busted for DUI/DWI. This isn’t Joe Normalguy who gets blitzed but still needs to get his car home somehow to get to his day job. It’s a terrible idea, but you can put the dots together on the (drunk)decision-making process that leads to some…

I loved this movie and saw it with people who hated it, which is why I saw it again in theaters another couple times by my damn self. I still get chills when Dana Fuchs launches into “Helter Skelter”, she could knock a building down with that voice.