Synonyms: Snooki.

Wait, so the only reason he got caught is because authorities saw the device in action? So realistically this could actually work if you're stealthy enough about it?

You know where I won't be able to take awesome pictures? Anywhere in Forza 4, that's where.

In all honesty, I wouldn't mind having that job. Getting paid to drive around sounds like a fine idea. Seriously, what else is involved in that job?

Scrolled down to make the same comment. I've been had!

Holy hell! They're the same name!

HYDE the GUIDO

YES! I used to find a ride from Wolf Creek every time and head over there!

Thank you for including Cook-Out on this list. I have so many fond, yet fuzzy, memories of college. I had a drunken routine that included never ending a night without a drunken Cook-Out run and there always seemed to be a sober person willing to drive every time. It truly brings people together.

Seriously, what did he do to that truck? There's no way to actually make that thing lighter.

"Chopper 4 - With seats!"

"Chopper 4 - With a self-propelling...propeller! Chopper 4 - We opened fire on Channel 7's pussy news van! Chopper 4 - Went down mysteriously in the Hudson River and Chopper 4 was the first on scene!"

Feel that change in pressure? That was my sphincter becoming tighter than a clam's ass with a lock on it.

I'm sure he's glad that Chevy is FF!

BALLS!!! Figured I'd enjoy a nice day off and try out the demo but it appears as though the awesomeness of Forza crashed Xbox live.

Am I the only one that was expecting this story to be out of Florida? I am dissapoint...

Worst song to have stuck in my head and singing out loud. My night is going to be very awkward now. Thanks...

I can't really think of a way to make a Beetle more manly. Even if you slap a Porsche engine in there it still looks like a Hippy suppository that runs off marshmallows and craps out rainbows, kittens, and dandelion petals .

Kinda sucks they couldn't get the Explorer out a little sooner. My Deputy Chief just got delivery of his last gen Explorer to replace his...uh...also last gen Explorer.

4. Driving school - A Ferrari product.