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'96 Ford Taurus? Why? After my parents had a pretty nasty divorce my mother just took off and left my life completely. She didn't even bother to take her abused Taurus that she bought to make her final insanity fueled escape in exchange for hitching a ride with a friend who also just got divorced. In a way, that car…

Holy Hell! I wish there was tape of that!

That entire comment was glorious, sir. The only person with more patience than you is probably the Dhali Lama. But to be less vague, I operate out of Connecticut and if you are in this area I owe you a beer or two...or three. I'm actually training to be an EMT through AMR and will finish up at the end of this month.

Down here as in the South? I went to school in North Carolina. Unfortunately I have seen a few backwoods departments sitting around scratching their asses. They may get one MVA every few months and experience and efficiency also helps clear a scene fast. I know it's aggravating sometimes and I can't blame you for…

Thank you. I'm the new guy on the department so that may be the first time anyone has thanked me for doing my job. Feels weird...

I believe LifeStar is the main provider for helo's in our area. And I am insanely jealous of your job.

For the record, we don't want to be standing around doing nothing as much as you don't want to be sitting in traffic. The delay is always either because of an investigation or more commonly, the tow truck driver is taking his sweet ass time.

As a firefighter and EMT in training I heart click you and brofist. Stay safe.

But I wanted to make a cherry Kool-Aid joke.

So when you crash your car you expect me to play human frogger with traffic?

That's exactly what I said!

And now some news way more exciting than this: I didn't put the toilet seat down and I don't feel bad about it.

*Clears throat* I knew this name change would come in handy.

Stop calling my fucking cell phone already!!!

You rodent son of a bitch!

BMW M1 of course!

Van Drifting? Can we call it "Boxing"?

Money is no factor in this. It's the cool factor. If I buy a Prius and throw some 22" rims on the motha fucka, put some TV's in the motha fucka, I won't be taken seriously at all.