God, me too. Found one around here for a decent price. The thought of having to drive it in the snow scared me outta it.

Seconded with an Austin Healey!

My first car was an Audi 90 Cabriolet! *high five*

Dear Chris Farley,

Holy Hell, a pinewood derby reference?

And just what model Audi would that be?

Begging the head of our dive rescue team to buy it. Along with a plea to my chief to buy a Raptor to replace our 1978 Chevy.

Oh, it does. I remember back in the day my dad was in the market for a new SUV and considered this. After that it kinda fell off the face of the Earth until I saw one on the highway while I was working.

My sister is actually in the market for a new Audi to replace her Q7. She says the Q7 is to "common". Damn New Yorkers...

Okay, last one I swear. Isuzu Ascender. Shameless rebadging at its finest.

Also, the Ford Contour SVT. A good example of polishing a turd...a lot. 200 HP from a Duratec V6 with a pretty good list of tunes done to it. I've maybe seen 3 in the wild, one of them today.

The elusive species known as the Chevy Cavalier Convertible.

"Damn it, Grandpa Pryor, didn't you learn your lesson about freebasing the first time?!"

Looks like nibbles decided to take down your picture instead...

Maybe so, but not better than a Russian! Cold weather and vodka probably has that effect.

I mean, they don't train us to inhale smoke so I am in no way a professional smoke inhaler. I'm just pointing out the fact that this guy tried really hard to find any reason to sue.

I know. But I just really wanted to make a Casey Anthony video game reference.!

So then Grand Theft auto is a lot like Casey Anthony or Lorena Bobbit?

Saweeeet! After almost 3 years of being a Jalop I finally made a relevant AOTD!!!

"He says his lungs were so badly damaged from the heavy smoke and fire that day that he now can't carry a laundry basket up the three flights of stairs in his Marion home."