"This is the shittiest bubble gum I've ever had".

I know that smell. It's the smell of fear...

Too far, pal. Too far. Some of us have family there. Save the hate for the entire cast of Jersey Shore.

That drives me friggin' insane!!!

But...but...I like beaver bucket better.

Suppository...

"I'll allow it!" This time...

VW Cabrio = "Beaver bucket".

God damn it Nibbles!!!!

Exploder!

So, uh, why the name Tumbler? If that thing tumbles it's probably not flipping back over.

"Mmmmmm, baby. How about I take you home and loosen the top on yo salt shaker?"

Travis Pastrami is gonna be pissed!

Am I the only one who noticed that 90% of these crashes were caused by people running red lights??? Meanwhile here in 'Merica, 90% of the car crashes I have to respond to are caused by drunken idiots.

Revenge is a deep dish best served cold...

It's pink enough!

Why are British obscenities so much cooler than ours??? This is bollocks!

I took one good look at her and thought "She drives a Sunfire". I hate it when I'm right!

5 bucks on Dodge Neon!