ahyduchak
The Hose
ahyduchak

Wait, what was the name of that racing company?

Fauxcoma. Can you use it in a sentence please?

Why? Because tank. That's why.

COTD!!!!

I'm sitting on my ass recovering from the flu. Between the crazy shaking camera shots and these poor Lambos, I just started puking again...

"Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari"

Great. Now every one of my fellow Guinea's in Jersey are going to want to tattoo "Superveloce" on their hose.

They're using it to launch marijuana over the mexican border, right?

Well officer, I hope you like Monopoly money. I'm sitting on a fine piece of property in the Boardwalk area and will be more than ok with paying your little ticket here.

So what's it do in the Qatar mile?

I would be needing a lot more "bleeps" for my extensive vocabulary and an extra pair of pants.

@LoganSix: Back when I lived in Eastern N.C., they seemed to be phasing out the silver paint scheme and opting for the black (which made the chargers look really, really badass). And the majority of the Chargers put in service were completely unmarked.

@Jackie: Oh my god. That is so full of win.

@CitroenBX: "From 0 to felon in 6.5 seconds!"

@noshun_no1: As a firefighter, I can comfortably say that you are correct.