One can buy said “egg rings” from a variety of places for use at home! They’re fantastic.

It wasn’t always that way just 20 short years ago.

That Honda has green ziptie sutures.

This is correct method.

I fear that all of the Jalopnik writers have a Hunter S. Thompson narrative going on in their heads at all times, even when their minds are sober. This makes them even more dangerous than Dick Nixon’s tricksters and meddling hanger-oners.

1998.5 Audi A4 2.8.

Mexican Pizza (with the olive on top) and Chili Cheese Burrito. That’s all.

Look up Generation Jones on the Wikipedias.

Technically, Rider is part of Generation Jones, the generation that rides the cusp between Baby Boomers and Generation X.

He knows what he’s got.

That is truly awful. I mark my calendar for the return of the McRib here in the U.S. Probably get 4-5 during that time.

Chili-cheese burrito (Taco Bell)

And a chicken strip.

Awesome Blossom Petals.

QOTD.

Well, I drive a Q5 TDi, so I’ll likely be able to find diesel.

Raw oyster variety platter.

Texas Pete has entered the chat.

Thus spoke most of Latin America.

Fritos Scoops go with the Chili Cheese Dip. That is all I need, other than another bag of tortilla chips and a mix of the best salsas money can buy.