This is like a typical Monday in the greater Phoenix area. Yard sale warriors buy middle class junk and take it down to Mexico to sell in 2nd hand stores. I have like a dozen pictures similar to this on my iPhone.

pumpjack to table

Can I talk them into a 30 year ARM?

I won’t buy anything from someone named after a cheese.

It was your fault for ejaculating in the bitch. Zero sympathy. You slept with the enemy, live with the consequences.

A 502 (Chevy BB) is what needs to go under that hood. A little bit more than $502, though.

“It’s an old VHS sleeve”

Is the last one near Silverton, CO?

My family has been in hazmat trucking for over 4 decades and had plenty of wrecks. Actual TNT dynamite, ammonium nitrate, diesel fuel, quick lime, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, anhydrous ammonia, LPG. Nothing much is particularly dangerous on its own, aside from the boxed glycerine.

They *almost* last forever in the lower deserts of AZ, with the exception of: plastics, rubber trim, clearcoat paint peel from the 1990s, or the summer favorite: Car-b-Que at the side of the road due to overheating/oil leakage.

After it’s done with its lap, let’s put a crane on it and it can load the wrecked wannabe drivers onto the flatbed truck.

Exactly right. When you see the detached wheels cartwheeling around after an accident, they always have the suspension (with tethers) attached. Because the anchor points on a carbon fiber chassis can not stand the forces exerted on it by the wheel impacting something (wall, another car).

I dated a girl in Tucson that forevermore be known as the Old Pueblo Slopper.

Hey, some of us are into that. Don’t judge.

You mean the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia.

Usually not, but thanks for playing!

Well, we know Australia is a bastion of racial equity, so that’s a non-starter, my friend.

Lockable or not, don’t park this in your driveway at night. A thief can be in that poly box in no time. Goodbye, Dewalt toys!

It’s possible to eat outdoors in the summer? Just wondering. - Love, Phoenix