It's in a plastic bear, but I did run it under the tap :)

You can make it liquid-ish again. I keep my honey in a glass jar, and when it gets crystalized, I put the whole thing in a pan of gently boiling water for a little while, and it goes back to liquid. I keep a close eye on it, just to make sure that the glass doesn’t explode.

Meanwhile, I've ramped up my tea consumption when I noticed my honey was starting to crystallize. If I can clear some of my tea shelf, then I can treat mah self next time David's Tea has a sale.

I would love to enjoy a good cuppa, however, I’m violently allergic to black tea. I’m Indian, so this amuses me.

Maybe it’s just me, but I think it’s rather nice and sweet that he’s engaging in some dietary solidarity with his wife while she’s pregnant.

Personally, I WANT the Chinese government to see what I’m up to. I’m kinky that way.

If the executives of Huawei want to spy on my phone feel free. You are going to find horribly offensive memes, pictures of food that I shove into my face hole, YouTube videos about cars and magic cards (what a loser right?) and control over my Philips hue lights and maybe order a Uber.