My kingdom to come into one of these posts and not see some dude write a paragraph about his boner.

“Cheating is cool if it makes you happy and doesn’t make your partner sad. Just hide it from them!”

I also teach at a small rural college in upstate New York (although I don’t live in the town I teach in). I manage to not fuck students.

The general rule of thumb in 2019 is “Don’t fuck people you work with or for”

Or you can go scorched earth like my mom does: “oh dear, I would just rather write you a check for groceries if you are in need”.

As someone a couple of years younger than Pete, there’s zero chance he was ever into Panic! At the Disco. I’d buy Jimmy Eat World or Saves The Day or Alkaline Trio, but this seems like an anachronism.

He said that the Tea Party had the right idea and a good direction for America. Fuuuuuck this guy. Why is this principleless shithead the first major G candidate? Plus he lied about having endorsements from major black political makers in South Carolina. Plus he lied about his Medicare for All support.

My friend invited me to a seminar for a MLM scheme involving getting people to sign up for sub-prime loans. I didn’t know what the product was before I showed up, and I didn’t think I was actually going to find a worthwhile career from a company that relied on people’s friends to show up to a conference room in an…

It is massively idiotic that we let sparsely populated, demographically unrepresentative Iowa have so much power in shaping who is going to be the presidential nominee.

This guy needs to go away. 

Option 3: Don’t spend any money on MLM schemes, and instead buy your tea-towel stocking stuffers here: https://www.radicalteatowel.com/

All MLM homesellers should meet in the world’s largest stadium and spend the day selling each other their different, crappy products, then when the day is over we drop the h-bomb and go home and celebrate.

“I’m sorry, I came to the first one to see what it was all about, but this really isn’t something that I’m interested in.”

“I don’t do fucking Amway” usually works.  (I’m usually pretty polite, but this scammy crap really pisses me off).

The whole concept of ‘office culture’ is such bullshit. What the fuck ever happened to just doing your fucking job well and leaving it at that. Now, apparently you have to be buddy-buddy with people you’re already spending 8+ hours a day with after hours and shit. I have no reason to be more than polite and…

Both Dessen and now Weiner put their “apologies” (Weiner’s is a Master’s course unto itself of backdoor self-compliment virtue signalling!) in screencap photo form, even though neither of them are so long that they couldn’t be in tweets.

This is some beautiful shade from Nelson:

I don’t want to be angry, I want shitty people to be held accountable for their words and actions. It does nothing to alleviate the abuse that Brooke Nelson has suffered the last few days, and she didn’t even ask her fans to stop harassing her. It was a half-assed apology, she never admits what she did was wrong, just…

This whole thread is disqualifying:

In a fair, if not necessarily just, world, Laura would be smuggling sweet potatoes to George in his docket at The Hague.