I covered beer and hard cider. You wanna get wasted, fine but it's on you. You don't like beer, here's some boozy apple juice.

Or, people can just act appropriately all the time. No where did I say that you treat the cashier poorly. The cashier should also act appropriately, full stop. I don’t care how shitty their job is. We’ve all had shitty jobs and had to buck up.  I’ll do my best to make the interaction as good as possible, but the…

And there’s no possible way that accident could have taken down a telephone pole, especially if that photo is from the accident. Those things are INCREDIBLY strong and even if you smashed into one head on at full speed and destroyed your car entirely, it wouldn’t knock it down. So I’m gonna call fake on that one for…

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

By acclaim, Sorcia McNasty’s story about the haunted truck would go in there, and I’m still going to stand by my contention that the freakiest story I ever read on here was IndianaJoan’s story “911 Calling.”

Different side of the same fucking Trump coin.

Right! I sampled her new standup this morning. It hurt. It was painfully unfunny. I couldn’t make it more than 10 minutes.

“Kanye West  wants to hang out with Joel Osteen” 

Obviously Ronan Farrow has led an extremely privileged life but this game of never good enough is just stupid. Women have been asking men to do work on these issues for years and here is a man, doing the work, and he gets shit on for what? Having feelings about it? God it pisses me off. 

I agree from what I’ve read (haven’t read the book yet.) If he tried to make it about both topics I think they both might have suffered. 

The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

Chris must live in an area with really shitty Italian. I don’t think I’ve truly laughed out loud at a Funbag question in years.

In high school we all stopped drinking Mountain Dew for a while because Yellow #5 shrank penises or something. Also that losing your virginity instantly added an inch to your dick. Men will vehemently defend to the DEATH whatever thing might mean they have a bigger penis even though there’s only a handful of women who…

There are a million meathead bros on YouTube talking about how soy makes your dick shrink who thank you for your service.

Modern Love, is noteworthy for its nuance and contemporary understanding of intimacy.

Popping in here (AY-OH!) for a quick second—would stay and play in the comments, but I’m travelling today: this morning, Team Takeout did a lot of research on this, and boner science as a whole. The clinical study on this is still ongoing. However, there are multiple related studies that have been done, and overall…

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

This is not a dating site.

I mean I miss Claudia on Sewing Bee.

Well, yea, these corps gotta get your kid addicted to fat and sugar early. Just like cigarettes.