“Why the fuck do you all still care that I raped a girl?"

I mix my vanilla pudding with sour cream to mitigate the sweetness from the condensed milk if I'm not making the pudding from scratch.

The NYS Assembly is Up In Arms over the governor requiring drivers to buy new license plates the next time their registration comes due. Within 2 days of the announcement, members had put together a bill in response and are calling for debate and passage ASAP. What’s my point here? It took a decade for the Senate and…

Yeah, have you ever seen a high school powder puff game? Fucking vicious. 

That is the only way that you would ever get me to watch this ridiculous game.

Yeah. Terrible smelling food was definitely the key. Liverwurst. Beets and vinegar. Liver and onions. I’m lucky that he was true greatest generation so there were no shitty, clueless, entitled boomer opinions from him, but he also grew up during the depression and served 4 combat tours over 2 wars, so the man had some…

Is your dad Greatest Generation? Bc my dad used to do all kinds of shit like that to his food. Half and half on corn flakes with sugar, drinking buttermilk straight, buttering all sandwiches, white bread and condiment sandwiches with raw onions, sardine sandwiches, Worcestershire sauce on EVERYTHING. He must have had…

Get out of here with your logic and your reasoning.

When I was growing up, every time we passed a family on the highway who was clearly on a roadtrip, my mother would turn to me and say, ‘marry a man who does well enough so that you can fly everywhere’. I was not about to risk that shit and became a corporate attorney instead. This sounds like the vacation from hell.

“...we tend to knee-jerk assume that women aren’t lying per se, but that it didn’t go down exactly like they said. Maybe there was some miscommunication; maybe it wasn’t as bad as they were saying and are they sure it happened exactly the way they said?”

Trust me, it's not sexy. 

Well that feeling is what this would woman would be feeling if 3/4 of her tits wasn't padded training bra.

I switched over to racerback last year and it has been a godsend- for my back and my shoulders. 

The one that is meant for women who’ve had implants makes a really good strapless, but it’s like wearing a bullet proof vest. When you turn, it and your boobs move separately from the rest of you. And they lead.

It's a really loud thud though. 

Yeah, none of my flat-chested friends have bothered getting measured properly and complain constantly how constricted they feel in their cotton bras.

I tried one of the startups, Cuup, bc they had my size and looked like they would be a hell of a lot less industrial looking than my normal Soma balconette. Unfortunately, there's a reason why those contraptions are so structured- they keep your boobs from murdering your back in cold blood. I tried a balconette in my…

I actually really like good sports bras. They tend to have better back support. I mean, mine look like torture devices, but they are actually really comfortable. You might want to try one of the startups that advertise all over instagram. Cuup is one that might work for you.

I’m a 36 DD, which you would think would offer a wider variety. But, while places like Agent Provacateur and La Perla technically have a 36 DD, it fits like a 34 C, at the most and has no support. The instagram startups like Cuup also have my size, but they’re unlined and have no structure, flat out killing my back.…

Have you tried any of those bra startups polluting my instagram timeline screaming about size inclusivity but really meaning they go “up” to a 32H? They have a ton of unlined/unpadded/no underwire options.