To be fair, I don’t think anyone really wanted to drink OJ from concentrate. It was always gross, just used to be the only/cheapest option.

god DAMMIT

I don’t know if theft or fraud can be determined here but certainly it shouldn’t be allowed to happen.

The divorce settlement is NOT necessarily income. If she donated it, she would only get a few thousand dollars back. Now he gets 3.5 millions back. The only person he’s doing a solid for is himself.

She’s going after Depp for not actually paying her settlement. The bill isn’t paid until the money is sent to the owed.

fun fact:

Are you sure the right’s behavior is what you want to use as your benchmark for deciding how to act?

So parents are worried that boys will now be able to go into the girls’ room and assault them? Shouldn’t they be more worried they’re raising boys who think that’s even an option?

Look, I’m not saying I believe him.

OMG NASA!! Twins! I have the exact same one hidden under my bed in a box labeled “me time.”

Well, we’re all a bunch of angry lesbians here at Jezebel, so we’re honestly asking. We’ve never seen a penis before and think this might literally be an actual penis. We’re sorry this offended you, but you can focus on coverage of the latest Taylor Swift controversy for the hard hitting coverage that mature people…

extrememely for sure my bud

So would Clint Eastwood consider Rog a member of the “Pussy Generation” because a couple of women minding their own business made him feel so unsafe?

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…

orly

I haven’t been able to read it yet (on mobile, saving it until I have a bigger screen), but I think this sort of thing is very common when people aren’t able to have the closure of being able to locate and bury their loved ones. My experience is a little different, but I do wilderness SAR with a specialty as a cadaver…

I think that promiscuity is actually a fairly common coping mechanism for sexual assault victims...