Got the pose down, too!

guacamole (it’s free if you order a veggie bowl)

Third paragraph misses its friends in the first paragraph, would like to go home.

It seems like maybe since it’s an anonymous post on an unaffiliated website, Jezebel maybe should have gone for comment from the sources BEFORE publishing? Just a thought.

Because he's HUNGRY!

From: A&F Head Office

...impressively petulant pack of baby whiners...

It challenges us to believe the woman—who cannot speak out herself, but who is defended by proxy—over the man. And to believe the woman even over what we’ve been told is divine intervention. To believe the woman over “God.”

Phrasing!

Thanks! I feel more informed now.

What are the pictured costumes? Why is the image credit to Katy Perry? I'm obviously not Halloweening correctly.

An extensive reply, thanks for the effort! (Really, not in a “get gud scrub” sarcastic way). I assumed that the SXSW staff figured “you told us about the threat, why would we re-inform you?” I’m not saying they were right in how they handled pretty much any of it (more communication, even if it was to say “Meh, we…

This is true. It used to be pretty awesome, but it really went Frankenstein's monster a while ago, and they never looked back. Kinda sad, really. I'm sure it's still awesome if you like that kind of thing...

Honest question: Where is the part about them not knowing they were getting threats?

Also, from the CBSNews link:

I am quite religious, and am always deeply saddened by how many people seem to go off of a Colbert style “truthiness” instead of you know, reading the actual guidelines and engaging their brains. *sigh* It is why I ended up not attending church much anymore. A lot of people have a LOT of hate hidden behind a veneer of…

I admit, I had to Google that university. I didn't believe such a place existed. It's just too perfect for the joke.

Great writing, Ms. Ryan!

Is that an actual quote or paraphrase? If so, wow. I mean, from what I read the moderators were kind of annoying and boring and not good at moderating, but

The outraged, performative yelping from both the candidates and conservative news outlets began started the debate was even over.