AhoyMattey

9/27/21

I have a problem with those kinds of jokes, too. This guy is a fucking monster, but I’m not going to reverse how I feel about rape because it might happen to him. Just let him rot in a cell. I’m good with that.

9/27/21

“went to trial for child pornography charges, which were dropped in 2008 due to insufficient evidence”

9/23/21

They’re high on quarterly earnings that beat Wall Street expectations!

9/22/21

Jason Sudeikis is hosting SNL? What’s up with that?

9/21/21

My problem with Space Jam 2 was that it existed

9/21/21

Forget it, Proto Man. It’s Toon Town.

9/21/21

I read that linked article and the author suggests the Haunted Mansion is too dark and fuck that noise. It’s a ride about a goddamn Haunted Mansion, if you ain’t ready for ghosts and disturbing shit don’t step in the building. That’s a hill I’m ready to *oOoOoOo* die on. *floats away through wall*

9/17/21

You sound more like a wannabe tv writer than a critic. Telling us how you would have done it is more pitch than critique

9/17/21

...I only realized LITERALLY THIS MOMENT that they were doing that.

9/17/21

The greatest opening-sequence-is-canon is still the “Females are strong as hell” guy news-witness from the “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” theme, appearing in the season 1 finale to drop some wisdom on Titus.

9/16/21

WE CAN’T LET THEM . . . CLIMB THIS SHORT TWO FOOT SPLIT RAIL FENCE!

9/13/21

Ah, I knew there had to be a reason!

9/13/21

I think putting together a person victimized for having mental illness, a domestic abuse survivor, and a child bride makes sense. They were all controlled and manipulated by outside forces and then turned into public laughing stocks for things beyond their control. Seems pretty apt to me, regardless of if you “like”…

9/11/21

It will be pre-empted for a football movie

9/11/21

9/8/21

“PSS”

9/8/21

Mulaney just perfectly sticking the landing of ‘30 something that says they don’t want kids so they buy a dog they overly lavish and constantly compare to a human child only to have a kid just before 40' that every city dwelling white person does.

9/8/21

Or maybe Mulaney's marriage is none of our business?

9/8/21

I went to rehab for cocaine as well, I’m approaching a year and I’ve basically had to reduce a lot of things in my life that feel like I’m performing for people (work events, stepping down from roles in friends weddings, summer BBQ’s, dates). I can’t imagine being a literal a performer struggling with cocaine abuse.…

8/14/21

Says someone who’s never seen Hedwig.