Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

That gif is everything, Bless you, Al Roker.

I saw Tom Hanks ask Billy once on a red carpet if Billy enjoyed being such a prick. It elevated Hanks to another level in my book.

I would watch the shit out of this. Because I think he is stupid and I have a theory that really stupid people can’t dance.

NO OTHER comment section is as awesome as Jezebel’s. I’m still gray, and I love it here. The comments are often as entertaining and enlightening as the articles. io9's comment section is pretty decent, but sometimes I accidentally comment on a regular Gizmodo article and end up with a bunch of replies from people…

YES. If nothing else disqualified him from the presidency, his contempt toward the military would. And it’s not even principled contempt, just ignorant dismissiveness. From his “own private Vietnam” (avoiding STDs from all the sleeping around he did during his deferments) to the crack about McCain not being a hero to…

I actually miss Mitt Romney. That is what this garbage fire of an election cycle has done to me.

He could tear up a picture of Dale Earnhardt or light a confederate flag on fire.

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

You win!

screw you guys. It’s 100000 degrees here and I’ve got wine and sushi and the last two episodes of BoJack waiting for me in an air conditioned house in t-minus 10 minutes

10 MINUTES TOO LONG

Drunk person at work also checkin in! Woohooo

My husband, an avid cargo shorts aficionado, finally gave his up after we were getting ready to visit my family in Europe. I explained to him that cargo shorts are a glaring sign that you are a tourist, something he really didn’t want to look like. So he bought two pair of smooth front, non-cargo shorts that looked awe…

I’m drunk at work right now so.. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEWEEEAAAHHHHH!!! WHERE IS COURT?! Court are you here? Is this you?

I wore overalls to work today so I have absolutely no room to judge anyone’s sartorial choices.

Love this. My dad and I trade calls to each other every night to talk about politics, he is so amped about the DNC and is happy that he can vote this election. He just got his U.S. citizenship a year ago and is super stoked to vote in his first Presidential election. He wanted so badly to vote in the primaries and I…

I’d go back and read that entire section, and perhaps check out the linked post in that section.

This breezes right past some of the larger problems, like owning an older car which has a greater need for repairs, living in a poorer neighborhood where there are only small, more-expensive markets, buying clothes that are less durable. Nutrition also suffers because there are fewer choices and less “healthy” food…