I had a (former) friend marry a guy she’d known a month. He turned out to be a drug addict, thief, mentally unstable, and probably a con artist. But she stayed with him and I had to hear all the bad shit going down every day. Until I decided not to support her decision anymore and she dropped me. But then the…

Help this Old out; I’m drawing a blank on what “muva” means?

One of things I hope for most dearly is that the death penalty will be abolished in my lifetime. Not the feckless, useless, piecemeal state by state abolition, but the federal government actually stepping up and saying no more. I hate this shit. It’s WRONG.

ziiiing!

If it was fake, I think he would have mentioned that to Jen G. Because they seem to be in regular contact, so I have no doubt that she mentioned it to him.

Not that you need my approval, but I think this is a solid life choice.

As I head to work, Dirtbag has inspired me to pursue the new profession of getting knocked up by a famous person. Preferably not an anti semitic, racist asshole, but definitely one who can afford 100K in child support.

University of Rape.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAA!!! I could write more, but I think my cackling stands for itself. Nice kick off to the weekend.

Excellent.

Maybe it’s all the vodka I have drank tonight but damn if I don’t have a lump in my throat.

Dad!Obama is kind of the greatest.

My dad is a republican. So that’s me watching him watching them.

My dad is enjoying the hell out of this because he believes this will rip the Republican Party apart. He really wants to see them go down in flames. This is my dad watching them:

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

IF you want to try and argue with me then get your facts straight. Taxes under Obama are actually lower than they’ve been since the 1960's. The ONLY mention of taxes by this administration was a discussion about tax reform and primarily an adjustment on the taxes cut on the absolute wealthiest Americans undertaken by…

No mention the real problem here which was that the GOP, from day one plainly said they would sit on their well-paid asses and say “no” to every single thing that Obama and his admis said and did. Well, they tried and in turn wound up costing the American taxpayer billions of unneccesary dollars, almost ruining the US…

The day after tomorrow: Grumpy Old Men

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.