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Dirt Bag is like my warm up for the day. It’s a nutritionally valueless snack that makes me hungry for more fulfilling material.

do not dirt my early morning dirt bag.

Dirt with coffee. Slot when the brain fires up.


"Jezebel is a feminist blog, under the tagline "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing." It is one of several blogs owned by Gawker Media"

i’m sure we’ll get more in depth analysis later. Dirt Bag is a scheduled column so it’s not a big deal it was posted when it normally is.

Caucuses were covered in depth (and very accurately) on both “The West Wing” and “House of Cards.” That woman in the white turtleneck should not be photographed, ever.

Google her. For fuck’s sake! Her career does not need a boost!

Right? The light bulb just went off for me, too. I feel so naive.

Girl I love you. Like who i prayed for to show up in the comments on the kardashians. Bless 🙏🏽

Holy shit I am so naive, I remember reading about her making him get his teeth fixed, and her playing up that he has a “sweet tooth,” and eats candy in bed. Duh OF COURSE that’s not what messed up his teeth.

So in the last few weeks I found out I was going to have another miscarriage, and then had to hang around waiting for it to happen (finally got going yesterday), and basically everything has been shit. And for some reason, even though I’ve never watched them before and have no interest in them whatsoever, my response

“Because they believe Chyna is using Rob to get quick publicity”.

The gifs on these posts are so well done. I appreciate the effort and creativity that goes into each one. Excellent work.

When has she ever wanted to slip past paparazzi?

So Mama Kris steps in to go get Rob from Blac Chyna, but had no problem with her underage daughter dating a crap rapper named Tyga, who then made a gross song about her? Get it together Kris.

Maybe she should take the “stealthy Bentley” instead. Slip past the Paparazzi.

No doubt. Was also going to make that point but I’m on my phone & was being lazy.

Amber slays compared to the shit Kanye dresses Kim in.

She called him a “cornball”. I love you, Amber.

Heidi: “You ripped the heart out of my soul”. Huh?