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She’s not the bad guy, but she’s a total douche for this look:

Of course he does, otherwise he’d have to get a real job like the rest of us talentless hacks.

Two grown adults sneaking and running around someone else's house is gross. Grow up. This is like a plotline from Teen Mom. Blac Chyna is Keifer in this scenario.

I think she’s confused and forgets that she has always been a rich, white girl.

The Chris Soules bit cracks the hell out of me. Maybe it’s implied, but this made me snicker:

CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!

I love that Rob is doing this so much. SO MUCH.

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

For some reason this was my first thought. I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why and how they were connected, but I was like, good on TLC for trying to help.

That’s ok, bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.

Read the headline and honestly wondered why on earth T-Boz and Chili would care about the Gosselins’ marriage.

Charlie Sheen is truly the Dirtiest of all the Bags.

What really burns my bra is that this entire family has adopted styles from us “urban” women and all of a sudden it’s chic. Yet when my and my girls were rocking acrylic nails, bamboo knockers and timbs we were referred to as hoodrats. My lips are real!

the long con! I CANNOT WAIT to see how this plays out.

Khloe irritates me with her “around the way” girl from the hood shit. Like plz take off the Compton baseball hat and go have a seat in your mansion, rich girl.

Am currently hoping Blac Chyna turns out to be the Rasputin of the Kardashian family. THAT would be entertaining.

It’s like Melrose Place, when the ratings were declining.

thats Kardashian story is like Melrose place

Zayn sounds like Noel Gallagher in that interview, which is promising.

Doll, we’d like it if you spent ALL of your time with him. Preferably behind closed and locked doors. K?