Unfinished Swan absolutely does not belong with those other two. It actually is as fun to play as it is pleasant to look at.

I couldn’t care less about FF8 or any theories surrounding its terrible story, but I’d imagine the eye rolls are warranted in this case. You can die from being wounded. It’s very often how you die. That’s a weak debunk.

I just...can’t do more quirky fanboy third person action games from you Suda. It’s all you’ve done since No More Heroes 1. Go back to the Flower, Sun, and Rain days. Give us a sequel in the Killer 7 universe. Every new Grasshopper game is eccentric third person action, weird, wild, crazy and over the top and super…

No, what you’re seeing is what the game will look like. They go way out of their way in the trailer, pausing it on Travis’ Unreal Engine T-Shirt, and then in subtitles telling you it’s being developed on Unreal Engine 4. Not the engine you would use for a 2D Hotline Miami game.

That is precisely where the problem is occurring, on Steam. If you were gifted Sonic 1, the shittiest traditional Sonic of them all(Gotta go real slow, and into the lava, slowly, and repeatedly) for pre-ordering Sonic Mania 2+ weeks ago before the DRM reared its head, you’re blocked from requesting a refund entirely…

Oh man, don’t you just hate that bug that takes your offline single player only experience and magically makes it online only for the launch window?

Dear god this better come out. I have no idea why they didn’t do this before Sedna...

Great Ace Attorney or get out

Well, 4 actually doesn’t have a string of important character deaths. 4 repeatedly to cartoonish levels has characters sacrificing themselves, in some ways completely illogically(why don’t you just throw the fucking bomb off the ship instead of jumping off of the ship with it?), just to have them come back to life…

I mean, yeah, if it takes a grown ass man to point out when another is acting like they were left behind over a decade ago, then yeah, that’s the era we’re in. It’s the same as fifteen years ago for you because you’re apparently stuck there.

I’m sorry, but did you just copy and paste this from some generic fat teenage fanboy from GameFAQs at the turn of the century or something? What era of the internet are we in

The fact that you would include 3 but not 2 for a hyp0thetical Persona collection is like nails on an infinite chalkboard. If you want an actual story in your Persona games a lot of longtime fans are going to point you to 2. And considering its bizarre and convoluted western release order, not a lot of people have…

Little Nightmares is an okay substitute as well if you haven’t gotten around to it. None of these games can hold a candle to Inside, though. On a totally random note, I’d recommend you forget all of these and play the games What Remains of Edith Finch and “Everything.” Dead ass serious.

I mean, it should be mentioned that Mayweather is also ludicrously to cartoonish levels racist as fuck. Speaking as an Asian, the shit he said about Pacquiao was so over the top racist that it actually made me laugh. And I don’t doubt for a second that Conor is racist, but this isn’t really the proof in the pudding to…

Let’s be real, for some of these games it’s more like boob-job physics on the moon. Which is the name of my next album.

“You created an exaggerated fake version that departed from reality and mocked that.”

My throwaway mock post doesn’t just mock a stance against the content described in the article, it mocks things that aren’t even specifically relevant like the Tim Soret situation where he apologized for believing in equality among all people, and things completely irrelevant like leftist fight clubs housing people…

“1. You have to exaggerate these claims because the kind of people who say things like this aren’t taken seriously by feminists or game critics who discuss sexualization in games”

The element that makes it over the top is how I strung together all of the VERY REAL complaints and situations together in one whiny post. Not that what I am attacking is exaggerated because it doesn’t take more than two minutes on a gawker hub to realize that I’m not. I also didn’t say that the ideology was…

Nah, it’s more like an over the top satire of various very real people and situations. You can take it and realize how ridiculous some elements of people’s current ideologies are, or you can just label it as inaccurate and write it off. Which kind of feeds back into the common practices of the people I’m mocking.