How dare you mention that boobs adhere to physics in real life, we’re trying to do anything and everything we can to be offended by videogames including said physics because it also happens to be sexy. And that is bad. It objectifies all women and turns teenage boys into rape machines. Don’t you see what’s happening?!…

All I see are two completely reasonable and mature responses, which is fairly surprising I’ll give you that. Are you sure you aren’t triggered by this video game series? lol

I didn’t realize there were people who didn’t know this has been Nintendo’s MO since the dawn of their video game era. The NES10 Lockout chip disguised as the “Seal of Quality” was a way for them to monopolize business and control third party developers through artificial rarity for example. The amiibos fiasco is…

Yeah, the hilarious number of repeat posts aside, this was the most pressing issue on my mind when clicking on the article. I don’t remember that PSP model whatsoever, so it was nice to see someone ask the question and have it answered succinctly.

Hey! I’m not sure if fifty other blind people already told you this, but that unit does in fact exist as the PSP Street/PSP E1000, a budget model with stripped features to be sold at a hundred dollars. Whew, it’s a good thing you have me here!

But the FF3 remake already happened

Oh you’re absolutely right, don’t get me wrong. I was more hilariously pointing out just how ridiculous the competitive gaming lifestyle is in the fgc. It’s amazing more of them aren’t dead.

I’m with you that the recent Rayman platformers put Mario to shame, but there is a massive quality difference between Super Mario World and any New Super Mario Anything(I’m including 3D Land/World and especially all of the 2.5D entries). The difference bolsters your point too, because the difference is that all of…

Street Fighter once again proving it’s where the real men play. In two tournaments at the same time in one weekend including one that’s televised.

What in the actual fuck. I can’t believe the amount of posters actually telling you to stay away from El Shaddai. That game is phenomenal, and is not quite like anything else you’ll play. Criminally underrated, and definitely a must play for fans of unique arthouse type games like Killer 7.

I mean, once he’s done with Mario Kart and Zelda, he’ll have plenty of time for imagination and ingenuity. Maybe he’ll papercraft some games for the switch.

Aw, Vega is still in SF V and has been since launch. And if you’re trying to make a joke that he’s so bad that they might as well have removed him, I can think of at least 5-6 characters in a worse position than claw right now. Still no arcade mode though, sadly.

Maxis is too busy remaking a modern version of Sim Ant to pump out the dream weed game. JK, they’re too busy being wittled away into nonexistence by EA who bought them out. Do check it out, though. I enjoyed Hempire for the majority of a week quite a bit before the tedium completely took over.

I’m super sad to hear about the reception of this one, because I was really looking forward to it. I’ll keep an eye on it as it’s updated either way. We still have David Szymanski’s(made excellent games like The Moon Silver and The Music Machine) “Dusk” coming later this year which might still satisfy us Quake heads.

If you’re into this sort of thing, and increasingly insane timers/pyramid grinding ala Farmville/Hayday appeals to you, Hempire is probably the best take on this exact formula.

Time to bust out Dope/Drug Wars on the TI-86. Then when I get home I’m gonna dial up to the internet and do some Pimp War raids with my friends on AOL.

Look into Hempire. It came out just prior to the shitty Khalifa clicker(if you want a GOOD clicker with an actual ending/story, look up Spaceplan for your phone, also brand new), and it’s pretty much the visually upgraded and cleaned up looking Bud Farms. It has all of the same bullshit trappings of ludicrous timers…

The question is, would Nintendo have ever made the N64 a CD based platform even if this partnership didn’t fall through? And the answer is...I really don’t think so. Even in the face of the Sega CD, the Sega Saturn, and the PSX, it was established full well that the CD format was cheaper, held more data, and hand in…

You just look at it and you have to wonder what could have been....Thank god we got the actual PSX, because this iteration was very likely the SegaCD/32X/64DD garbage it physically represents. Dodged that bullet

Seriously. I remember dreaming about ordering one of his crazy Atari 2600 portables after seeing one in a magazine forever and ever ago. I used to go to his site practically every day to see what new projects he was working on. Watching him go from Atari portables all the way to Gamecube/XBOX/PS2 portables and making…