This is not the only abusive youth “facility” in Missouri, no doubt because rapists and predators in that state quickly figured out they can avoid any scrutiny by hiding behind Jesus.

The woman has strong Sarah Huckabee energy.  They both channel the “dead-eyed church bitch” look.

This is why Ivanka isn’t an attractive woman.  Yes, she has the physical characteristics that might make someone attractive ... but she’s an awful person, and therefore is not attractive in the slightest.

Yes, he will, but not for being a sexist fuckwad. He will face consequences because he insulted Mrs. Trump, and said the quiet part out loud.

My very first date. My forever love. I was 15. We had been talking on the phone non-stop for 3 days (and before and after school and between classes), then we met at our local theater to see Sixteen Candles on the night of it’s premier.

The best date I’ve ever been on is kind of sad but

destroyed the local Waco economy and home market for residents.

“It is wild that Chip Gaines’s existential crisis caused by the rigors of sudden fame is being compared, somehow, sort of, to a professional runner’s four battles with cancer, but perhaps their audience will find this inspirational.”

Home Town is better.

Look, I’m gonna say it -- I like Ben and Erin more. 

The most fascinating thing about them is that they’re objectively bad at what they do, but the masses lap it up.

A medal? Are you kidding me?! 

Pity he’s not a Democrat, then there would at least be a chance he’d have to resign. As it stands, I’m sure he’s in line for a GOP medal or something.

Cold hot dogs remind me of Vienna Sausages, which my mom would buy a lot of. Just the memory of the smell is too much for me now. Chipped beef on toast was a staple in my house.

There are some local fresh dairy butters around here that I feel no shame in taking a slice, alone. They are heavenly. Some of the salted goat’s milk butters are divine. 

Omg Dimetapp was my jam! I snuck sips of that ALL THE TIME.

Peanut butter and hot sauce rolled in a tortilla. And by "as a kid" I'm including up to age "today".

I was always partial to grape Dimetapp

Hard pretzel sticks, dipped in butter. Transcendent. 

I did this when I was very young. My mom also had to hide/boobytrap the pink liquid amoxicillin (“the pink stuff”) because I would try to sneak little nips from the fridge.