Loathe as I am to defend her, I don’t think any woman could make Trump look good or pretend to truly support and care for him. There’s a reason the man’s been married three times. It’s less that she sucks at her job and more that her job is impossible.

I am in my late 30s and Melania is the only first lady in my lifetime who gave off the vibe of a child having to sit through a boring holiday dinner at a cousin’s house. Just angry, frustrated and wanting to open presents rather than have to be around people. Other first ladies endured difficult times (Hilary, Laura…

I didn’t really like her much before the jacket, because of the birtherism. But since the day she wore that jacket my response to all things Melania is “I don’t really care, do u?” Because I don’t. Fuck her and the Gucci she rode in on. She’d do any damn thing for a dollar. Absolutely horrible human being. And petty…

I think she just wanted to continue living her life as it was but wanted kids, didn’t really pick a man - just wanted one that could afford to give her and her kids a lifestyle she wanted and wasn’t invested in anything else. I think she rode the term so she could get back to the life she wanted. People were…

What a vapid and awful person she is.

Well she made it clear early on that she really doesn’t care, about anything apparently. Let’s keep in mind she was a Slovenian “model” who thought she had reeled in a big one and was quietly enjoying her trophy wife life. She never wanted the attention that is as vital as oxygen to him. 

Because it is my last opportunity I would like to give a shout out one more time for my favorite observation about M. Trump, which is for a trophy wife, she’s really bad at her job.

It’s the typical immigrant story. A poor girl with limited skills comes to America, works hard, marries rich, and puts up with him because success comes with pain and disgusting tasks. 

If only someone had dropped a house on her!

What a dumb bunny. She chose to exit the White White House carrying an alligator Hermes Birkin that goes for about fifty grand. Real sensitive and tuned in. Bye,fool!

“Melania: Blink twice if you need help,” signs at the Women’s March read. 

She is as evil, if not more than him. He suffers from narcisistic personality disorder, as well as other mental illnesses. She suffers from greed. I’m sure she is pissed that he has made them pariahs, but that is about all.

Enjoy this send off to the Wicked Witch of the East Wing.

There’s an Oscar Wilde story called “The Sphinx Without a Secret” about a woman in Edwardian London who becomes the object of gossip because of her enigmatic personality. The narrator later discovers that there is no scandal involved with her, she just read books and drank tea and let people think there was more to…

Nothing screams patriotism for the U.S. more than wanting to pass state secrets on to Russia....’MURICA!!!

I mean, that’s not exactly a well-told story (even if I did star it).

A few years ago I finally lost my shit after a phone call with my husband’s abusive ex-wife and texted her a diatribe that included the words “You ruin everything.” She was obviously furious. She hasn’t spoken to me since, cut our time with our kids down to 4 days a month (from 2 weeks a month), talks shit on me…

I love this story and I love you!

I feel I should post a funny losing-my-shit story as well.

I cannot believe mine didn’t make it to this list. It was, literally, “We fucked everywhere in that office.”