This x1000

Exactly. Harris destroyed the stupid testimony from witness during the Child Internment Camp Debacle, the Drunk Brett Kavanaugh earings, and of course the impeachment hearings. Porter is the one person I can envision taking up that mantle.

Seconded!!!

Memo to Gov. Gavin Newsom:

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

At least you know you’re trash when you admit to Waffle House bathroom sex. That’s the first step to recovery.

I got two. Both from my teens. First one, this girl I was hooking up with and I were near her place and there was a big empty park that we decided would be the best place to just get on the grass and go at it, since it was dark out. We’re getting to it and then suddenly, I hear chains rattle behind me. We look over…

Personally, I was blowing a guy under a waterfall and a nippy fish bit off my mole . I was freaking because I thought it was a snake (they do zip around sometimes after a flood) so the guy I was with put on his goggles and looked-just a nosey nippy little fish swimming around us. Then it bit his nipple. 

Didn’t happen to me, but a guy I knew got drunk at the end of his college semester and had sex outside in what he thought was a plain old patch of ivy. It was poison ivy. So, he spent a good deal of his summer naked in his bed at home, with a flask by his side.

Freshman year of college, my boyfriend and I both had roommates who never left our respective dorm rooms. So we did it in a variety of semi-public places around campus, as one does. One night, we were extra daring and decided to do it in the bushes outside of one of the main libraries. Soon after we got started, we…

My junior year of high school I convinced my very well behaved boyfriend (a senior) to cut class for the first time in his life so we could go to a park and make out. This park was in a neighboring town, far from anyone we knew, so we thought. It was 9 am and he was on his back in the gazebo with me straddling him and…

First week of college and a date with a really nice guy. Drinking age was eighteen so we got pleasantly sloshed and made out under the trees. It was a sweet innocent time. It was perfection.

Not outdoors, but I did give a BJ in the stairway up to the DJ booth in a bar back in college. Very unlike me but I was totally into that guy at the time.

We were never caught properly, but one of my exes and I used to have so much sex on this one giant trampoline in an abandoned playground out back of an apartment complex, and one day we went out there and someone had slashed the trampoline side-to-side in a big “X,” so they knew what was going on.

Waffle House.

In a gap outlet dressing room on a random roadtrip to New Orleans - young and dumb -he pulled out and finished in his boxers. We bought new boxers on the way out.

Mine’s probably mundane, but photography lab at a state university. Early 90s. No one caught us. We’d graduated to the lab from “back of a ‘79 Mustang on a rural dirt road”. Moving up in the world!

Girlfriend and I were in our teens, usually used my car for fun. There was an event, a wake for her deceased grandfather. While alone in the living room, on the couch, she needed consoling, and she started making out. She wanted me to manually stimulate her down her pants from behind. Sure, i can do that, I’m a…

This is more of a weird public sex coincidence but once I fucked a guy in his car after a party, I’m pretty sure he just tossed the condom out the window because he was gross. Then a few weeks later I got a job interview, and when I got to the interview I realized we had parked right in front of that building. 

I got nothing, but I did just blaze up in the parking lot of the Comfort Inn.