If they get rid of the spicy potato soft taco, my wife might just lose all hope in humanity.

This guy has seen some shit that alcohol can’t touch.

you really want a picture of my unmade bed?

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

Please not the 60s again. Every possible story about the 60s has been told. The original show (1988) was a reflective look back at 20 years earlier (1968) and the juxtaposition of childhood innocence, coming of age, and a tumultuous time in US history. So set the new show (2021) in 2001. Episode 1 is the first week of…

wasn’t that called Everybody Hates Chris? 

He dropped the Playmate cooler off in a trash can in front of the memorial and we started walking towards what we think was the direction.

Your mom is AWESOME.

“I was 31.”

No messiness to report, but I have got some pretty good airline tickets by flying on July 4.

4th of July 2010? I’m 19 and at my annual fun/cool family party with my ex and one of my best childhood friends. It’s been held for years at this point and the party is on a property that’s kind of big and has woods that can be used for camping so people usually spend the night. My best childhood friend is a hardcore…

I was departing my life as a bar rat in Pittsburgh to try to start over in a volunteer program in the deep south. In previous years, the neighbors and us had thrown very large parties with many people and beverages and drugs and speaker systems. This time around, I just told my friends this: I have purchased a 30-pack…

This is a short story. Send it to the New Yorker.

Mentioned this some where in the Gizmodoverse once, but it was “National Victory Parade” in 1991. Myself and a buddy decided to go down into DC and watch the victory parade and take a lunch and drinks with us and sit on the back side of the Lincoln Memorial over looking Memorial Bridge, and then catch the fireworks…

I have gotten the sparkler burn, too!! On my big toe. I was in my early 20s and at a park with a bunch of friends of my roommate’s boyfriend. I didn’t like him, and I didn’t know and did NOT end up liking his friends. I sat around listening to my roommate have her toxic relationship with a butthead and trying not to…

I had worked this 4th of July, but we closed early to presumably watch the fireworks. The only reason why this is important is because by the time I connected with my friends they had been drinking for several hours already. I met up with them at a restaurant that was long since closed (we knew someone who worked…

One 4th of July when I was about 4 a bunch of people at a party we were at had just lit up a bunch of sparklers in the backyard. For some reason when the sparklers went out they just dropped them in the grass. A few seconds later I come running through without any shoes on and proceed to burn the shit out of the…

Let me start off by saying my ex is a moron.

Apparently this is making the rounds.

It would be pretty fantastic if, in a fit of pique, Trump decided in late October to just drop out of the race because the GOP is being so mean to him.