Sometimes, when a person is flipping the fuck out, screaming “fuck you” repeatedly, and calling you lots of bad names, the best thing to do is laugh.

I am surprised Donald Trump didn’t reference laughter over a wrecked Jet last night.

In the NBA you are ALLOWED a gather step before the two steps, which is why neither was called as traveling. And neither of them were any more of a travel than your run of the mill Euro Step.

Because players will always test the limits of what’s allowable; seeking the edge is the nature of sports. So you'd just wind up with people truthering the difference between three steps and four.

Looking ahead to the summer, Kevin, do you have any plans?

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

Rio welcomes you!

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

Brazil has 4,500 miles of coastline and the world’s largest freshwater river.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

The only thing dirtier than the water

Rio Olympics motto:

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Nets fans, is this as simple as “Can I trade Thad Young for a low first-round pick?” or am I missing other possibilities?

The Old Yeller contract clause.

Just call a Sixers fan. They’ll be more volunteers than fans at a Nets game.

Easy day. Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard may be available, and I think the Nets have some draft picks starting in 2025. The real tough part is to see if you can talk Kobe Bryant out of this whole silly retirement thing.

Sean Marks has no idea what the Nets are talking about.