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They say the Black Mamba’s heart grew three sizes that day.

Kobe: “That’s my boy right there!”

That’s great. But he got away with an obvious backcourt violation.

Somewhere in the Caribbean with Gloria Govan, Derek Fisher sends out a retweet.

So...Pablo. What does everybody think? I mostly like it!

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This is the 50th anniversary of truthering soccer highlights, friends.

To be fair, anytime someone correctly merges on the highway is a magistral moment.

Players like Messi or Suarez joining the MLS while being in their prime? Keep dreaming. Would a Baseball player in his prime abandon the Yankees to play for some Minor league team?

I’m SO GLAD the highlight truthers are coming to football.

/Messi completes simple pass

Boogie is not ugly. And Boogie’s game is fucking beautiful. His grumpy oncourt look is the result of BRF: Bitchy Resting Face. BRF is involuntary; it happens when the neutral position of the face appears scowling or frowny. When Boogie smiles, he looks like a ginormous teddy bear.

He said he was in debt, not broke. I’d imagine most of us are in some form of debt or another.

Good kid. Great coach. Beautiful photo.

Fittingly, the jersey also displays the two maneuvers Aaron Gordon apparently needed to perform in order to win tonight.

The nomination process for Supreme Court Justice certainly got a lot more interesting this go around.

Gordon was robbed. He sat down in the middle of the godamn air. Best dunk I’ve seen in a long time.

terrible take bro just log off

White athletes. White musicians. Politicians. Engineers. Strippers before they strip. Drew Magary. It’s a long list bud, do you want me to keep going?

Last night, she retired after 649 consecutive games.