Mr. Paul got caught fucking Mrs. Boucher.

I can’t imagine anyone sleeping with him voluntarily. My guess is he yelled lewd shit at her; he seems the basic type.

Probably did some jackass libertarian thing like charge kids to walk on the sidewalk outside his house on Halloween. To teach them a lesson or whatever.

I highly doubt it was about politics. And I have no problem imagining that Rand Paul would be a shitty neighbor. Paul did something that stepped on this guy’s last nerve and he snapped.

Is there a Mrs. Boucher, and was Rand banging her? That seems like a cuckolded spouse level of assault.

Exactly, it was probably your basic one asshole rich guy attacking another asshole rich guy thing for some stupid rich guy reason.

Further, I smell BS.

And socialized services came and helped him in his time of need. Huh.

Am I the only one that feels like there’s something else going on? You don’t just go onto your neighbor’s lawn and beat the shit out of them because you don’t agree with their politics.

I’m sure they will be very respectful and responsible with this news.

I’ve never met a Libertarian that wasn’t cheap. Rand wasn’t going to pay a guy $40 to mow his lawn.

I doubt politics was the reason he attacked him. I think a lot of people have neighbor disputes over dickish things their neighbors have done.

Luckily he has insurance and is wealthy so he doesn’t have to worry about paying his medical bills.

He was trying to break Rand’s spine but couldn’t find one.

Forgot to add Jezzies but don’t forget to send your thoughts and prayers to the guy, because thoughts and prayers are cheap and have no effect on helping people.

Fortunately Paul, courtesy of his taxpayer funded health care plan, will be able to receive the best medical care available.

This is a case where I am very happy to extend my “thoughts and prayers” to everyone involved.

Of course hes not gonna use his tax funded healthcare to pay for treatment right? Out of principle?

The free market at work.