You sir have won this thread.

Betty Crocker isn’t real? Now I’m sad.

I completely agree. No one can top Hendrix or Zeppelin.

Styx is awesome though! They’re no REO Speedwagon but they are among the best of AOR.

You sir are wrong. Styx is awesome and I’d kill to see them live.

Is this Greg Valentine? What’s it like to look like a cigar store Indian for the past 20 years?

They should bring Spike back to counter any New Day interference. Also, I beg you WWE, please book a TLC match between the Dudleys, New Day and Prime Time Players ASAP.

I’m a Sixers fan and I want no part of the Eagles.

He should also cover Fragile by Yes, Hotel California by The Eagles, The Grand Illusion by Styx and Aja by Steely Dan.

I’m still enraged at the Saints for the 2010 NFC Championship game. All I wanted was for Brett Favre to win one more Super Bowl and of course they lost to this organization. I still actively hate the Saints for that as well as all the reasons you mentioned.

Don’t ask why but I’m jamming Three Dog Night on this Tuesday night. They’re so underrated in the pop world. Here’s one of their hits which I enjoy.

I hate the Vikings. I cried when Brett Favre went there.

French Dips are the best sandwich.

I can’t wait for the ones of the Jets and the Jaguars.

Boo Berry, Count Chocula and Cookie Crisp are so much better than goddamn Grape Nuts. I’ve never met anyone who isn’t a senior citizen who eats Grape Nuts.

Aw man I love those. I haven’t eaten them in a while but they’re delicious.

They still sell Charleston Chews in NY.

Who even eats Mounds bars? I’ve never seen anyone eat one of those on their own accord.

Pay Days are the best candy bar. How can you put a Whatchamacallit ahead of that? Also, Oh Henrys bars are delcious.

Somewhere Yamaguchi-San is searching for Val uttering the phrases “Choppy choppy” and “pee pee”