Ranch on pizza is my favorite thing when it comes to pizza.

I love ranch as well. I’d eat here in a heartbeat.

Where is sriracha, ranch or American cheese on this list?

You poor, poor soul. No one should have to eat Miracle Whip.

I did it without a spoon.

I love those.

I used to eat packets of butter and I used to eat salt straight out of the container.

Nope. Boo Berry is my shit.

Sriracha or ranch on anything imaginable.

Am I the only person who thought that fire suit Katy had looked like something Bam Bam Bigelow would have worn at Wrestlemania?

Everything bagels with onion and chive cream cheese are my favorite bagels.

The 1982 Quattrovalvole. It's such a nice looking Ferrari.

Allen Iverson is probably happy he's not here. I as a 76ers fan am horrifed by their performance this season.