*ridiculously proportioned female character*

I bought Squall’s necklace off eBay when I was a teenager and I’d wear it every day to school. The fake silver left a bright green ring around my neck.

Yeah, not to be judge, judy, and executioner or whatev, but think it’s ok to be bothered by certain fucked-up relationships. I’ll never begrudge anyone young who has an arrangement, sugarwhatever type situation, or infantalize someone who uses sex to their advantage. But I have a dear, dear friend who had his life…

Just like Back to the Future predicted President Trump, The Fifth Element predicts this guy.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

The first time I asked a girl out, we were thirteen at a poolside party, and I went with, “I have feelings for you.” She had beautiful eyes and was funny and spoke several languages (all her older siblings were pretty cool too honestly). She had doodled on my notebook in class (out of what I now realise was boredom)…

YOUR TOOLS.

YOUR TOOLS.

Shit, that was Rocky II.

TOO SENSITIV PC CULTRURE OVERUNNING THIS CUNTRY JUST A JOKE SJWS CUCKS STICK TOO SPROTS GET HUMOR TRIGGERED SAFESPACE LIBRULS YOR THE REEL RASISTS. TYPICALLY ELITE DO AS I SAY NOT AZ I DOO.

What did I miss? #MAGA?#WHITEGENOCIDE?

This is perfect for me since I like to bind...I like to be bound.

This is perfect for me since I like to bind...I like to be bound.

It reminds me of that time Mike Tyson fought Secretariat in international waters.

The audio book is also fantastic!

And then Tanaka from Major League should run up to the loser and tell them that they have no marbles.

Articles like this one reinforce the fact that Sonic as a pop culture icon is kind of flabbergasting. He’s a character that inspires TV shows, comic books and fashion lines and he’s stayed in the pop culture landscape, uninterrupted, for over 25 years. He’s as popular as he’s ever been, but the games, the thing we…

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

As a white guy living in the most multicultural city in the history of the world, married to a person of color...

if the Irish have ever successfully invaded anyone, it hasn’t been for millennia now.

John Cleese begs to differ...

Keep writing about D&D!!!

Yeah, that last image is straight up Calibretto from Battle Chasers: