Absolutely...until she chooses to make it everyone else’s business by going public with it.

Fur suits are notoriously difficult to wash, most are just spot cleaned. Filthy fur suits are not uncommon.

Fur suits are notoriously difficult to wash and they frequently aren’t, even after someone’s used it during sex. That’s the difference.

“What is that racket? Why are there children here? Barf, close the door before they come in here!”

How many parents of any religion would let their children hang out with strangers in fetish gear?

So,

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

I know people have a lot of love for the Nolan Batman films, but in my opinion they’re some of the worst. The Dark knight is a good film, but it’s mostly due to Heath Ledger’s performance. The rest of the film is clunky, ugly, poorly edited and poorly shot. The same goes for Nolan’s other two Batman films - they go…

Imagine the crap in between the keys of his keyboard!

Listen, when you’re a super-tough internet badass espousing your wish for teeth-smashing as a legal repercussion, there’s no time for proofreading... there’s not even time to consider if what you’re typing sounds moronic or not. Think about THAT before you comment next time, or there may be a garden with your name…

C’mon Spook. You gotta give Godzilla credit for even being able to use a keyboard! I mean he’s enormous!

Grammatical errors. Grammar mistakes.

I say you should maybe do a quick read through your posts for grammatical mistakes before hitting ‘publish.’

Mentos?

“If you’ll excuse me I have to put water in Buc Nasty’s mama’s water dish.”

I have a modest talent for “improving” unwanted dickpics with photoshop so my friends always send me the ones they get. I have to say this one was my masterpiece, the guy was a legit bellend

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Allow me to introduce you to The Adventures of Business Cat...

This just seems like the ultimate in white girl problems. Like you’re so normal, you have to find something to be different. Everyone else gets to be all black or disabled or gay or whatever and here she is, being all normal. Gotta make up something to prove that you have it tough too! Look how outsider she is! So…

There was a girl at my high school who was exactly like this. She did not have a good time and people were mean to her. She also was mean to people (and thinking she was a cat this meant hissing and scratching no I am not joking) but like, I’m pretty sure there was a lot going on with her and it was both deserved and…