Just glad I recognized that one right off. Makes me feel like I've really done something with my life.

Commemorating your murders with tats reminds me of this:

DID THE CATS GET TO YOU TOO, ERIN? WHAT CUSHY ROLE DID THEY PROMISE YOU? EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF CATSTER?

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

i don't know that I'd categorically define him as a comic genius, especially when his material starts going in this direction. I really wanted to like him but sometimes his shit really falls short. "haha faggot is a fun word" doesn't fall in line with the progressive comic so many make him out to be.

Cool. We have different interpretations of the interiority of two people we can't access. Imagine that.

I particularly liked the "orange is the new black" jab.

Sometimes to hit your target, you need a bigger Dart.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

I do feel like there's a difference between quoting someone and just tossing the word in there as clickbait. And no, I don't need a link to that sanctimonious article about clickbait, because there is fundamentally a difference between posting a provocative article with a matching headline and posting a headline that…

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.