Yea and verily did the Lord say, "No Homo".

"This Musk guy, he wants all the profits for himself," says Tom Dougherty, a 25-year veteran of the business who now works in sales at the BMW dealership in upscale Princeton, New Jersey. "They wanted to go direct, which means no sales force. That's cutting out a lot of people. No way that's gonna fly."

I always wonder how the fashion industry gets away with shit like this. I remember hearing an interview with Lily Cole once where she said a 'talent scout' approached her outside a KFC when she was 14 and said she should be a model. I thought, they've got a guy whose job it is to go around asking random 14-year-old…

If there was ever a time to use the word "Procuring" , it is most certainly now.

Man - it's pretty awesome that this church is buying (legal I hope) weed for homosexuals. That's a great public service!

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR OR HOW TO DO YOUR HAIR OR WHAT KIND OF SHOE GOES BEST WITH YOUR EYESHADOW OMG.

Bingo. There are two young women in my office, myself and "Susan." Susan wears black yoga pants, t shirts, sneakers, etc. She is petite. I wear slacks, t shirts, and cardigans. I wear around a size 12. Which one of us gets a helpful "Dress more professionally!" tip from our older female coworker? Me. Typical.

My life when it comes to dress codes. Slutty is sometimes a problem of perception.

Like all good mall cops/ TV guards you could see that he spotted the oncoming danger right away, braced himself for it, and then turned away protecting himself from it while smiling. Pure awesomeness.

That grin by the security guard in the background is fucking priceless.

I hope to God and things good this is how this man plays this nautical game sport.

OK, phew, I read the whole article and wanted to comment to ask how, exactly, P. Diddy was trying to exploit Laverne Cox, but I was afraid I had missed something obvious due to my increasing status as old and out of touch.

"Remember when we clothed and fed you in exchange for a little work?"

Since I do not watch this show, every time you guys write about him I imagine you are discussing Jean-Ralphio Saperstein.

In defense of men, it's not all of them. It's these bros who live for getting drunk and fucking. They're a relative minority of men in general but they manage to find each other on the internet with ease.

Replace "safe to assume" with "guaranteed," and you'd be spot on.