I particularly liked the "orange is the new black" jab.

Sometimes to hit your target, you need a bigger Dart.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

I do feel like there's a difference between quoting someone and just tossing the word in there as clickbait. And no, I don't need a link to that sanctimonious article about clickbait, because there is fundamentally a difference between posting a provocative article with a matching headline and posting a headline that…

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

Yea and verily did the Lord say, "No Homo".

"This Musk guy, he wants all the profits for himself," says Tom Dougherty, a 25-year veteran of the business who now works in sales at the BMW dealership in upscale Princeton, New Jersey. "They wanted to go direct, which means no sales force. That's cutting out a lot of people. No way that's gonna fly."

If there was ever a time to use the word "Procuring" , it is most certainly now.

Man - it's pretty awesome that this church is buying (legal I hope) weed for homosexuals. That's a great public service!

BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO WEAR OR HOW TO DO YOUR HAIR OR WHAT KIND OF SHOE GOES BEST WITH YOUR EYESHADOW OMG.

Bingo. There are two young women in my office, myself and "Susan." Susan wears black yoga pants, t shirts, sneakers, etc. She is petite. I wear slacks, t shirts, and cardigans. I wear around a size 12. Which one of us gets a helpful "Dress more professionally!" tip from our older female coworker? Me. Typical.

My life when it comes to dress codes. Slutty is sometimes a problem of perception.