I didn't catch that. Nice find. Love the AK. Mine has worked flawlessly for years.

"Just leave the internet."

When I read that dude's "question", all I hear is "You don't give me a boner. I don't get it."

Look, I know that we're all supposed to hate Kimmy for being an annoying attention whore, but she manages to keep herself in the news cycle 24/7, and has done so for several years, with our consent. If you want to be mad at somebody, be mad at the media—and the rest of America, for that matter—for keeping her antics…

I have exactly two thoughts about this:

I hate 50 shades of grey for doing this. I'm sure buying cvs handcuffs holds appeal for suburban moms who feel so edgy because they just fucked in a non-missionary position for the first time.

I came to the comments solely to post DERELICK MY BALLS!

This one time at Whole Foods I saw 12oz bottles of lemonade with cayenne pepper in it for like $8. I was kicking myself for not having thought of that scam myself.

This has to be an Onion-article, otherwise, there is no hope for humanity. Doomed!

Oh, for fuck's sake. I have a closet full of "distressed" Chuck T's that can be yours for $500.

Funny. I hate this show, because joke-wise it's a female version of Two and a Half Men.

Nothing annoys me more than people who don't get the simple concept of turn the channel if you don't like something. Especially if it's an established show and you know they sometimes do humor like this. How about you stop watching it with your kids?

Adam Lambert's Lenny Kravitz costume is pretty good.

He totally saw a rerun of Indecent Proposal on TNT last week and decided to try a redneck version.

I thought this was Detroit's master redevelopment plan? Have they changed it yet again?