Going with the toy is usually the way to go.

They need to know exactly what the consequence is too.

Counting only works on my Son. When I start counting with my Daughter she just looks at me and waits to see what happens next.

I used to work at a Pizza Hut and we had a supervisor that noticed that if you turned the outdoor store sign off, the entire phone system shut off as well. Every time he got backed up on orders (usually around 9 to 10 pm on Friday's), he would shut the sign off, get caught up on deliveries and then turn the sign back…

And that's the difference...

Win.

It sounds like a lot of caution on their part, which is pretty understandable in an active shooter situation. Also, he's still alive and they thanked him for his help, so there is that.

I would be glad to personally subsidize an all-you-can-catch lobster deal for him.

The Clooney joke was excellent.

Some dudes probably equate the term "Feminist" with SJW, which has a similar stigma.

Paying closer attention to calories and protein helped me lose about 20lbs. Not keeping it up helped me gain it all back.

Looks both Fast and Furious.

Looks like mostly throwaway guns with the exception of a S&W revolver and Glock or two.

Thanks for saving me from going to the Ruger site for that pic.

C-Span is basically public access for political wonks.

Chris Jericho summed it up pretty well.

I used to run an entertainment site and we sometimes mined for topics from our incoming search terms, it would not surprise me if they are producing content based on the most popular searches on their sites.

Decent people got an early Christmas gift this year, and it's a meteor sized lump of coal.