@grysl: Excuse me, I'm thirteen years old, and what do you mean by abolishing QWERTY?

@pale_blue_eyes: I know, right? My favorite types of punctuation are interrobangs, ellipses, and the serial comma (you see what I did there.)

At first I thought this article was a joke; then I read the last paragraph. I lol'd and left to go read Engadget, Ars, and TechCrunch.

@barrywoods: I use chrome as well. If you aren't using the stable version (I use the dev version), perhaps you have a flag or something enabled that is causing issues with HTML5.

@ePrometheus: Hah; I was about to post this put then decided to read the comments first as well :D

@barrywoods: Are you using IE6?

@whatne1wuddo: Agreed. Was about to sell it for Moto Xoom but decided apps were more developed on iOS (Pages, Keynote, etc.)

@superflanker00su: I love that 70's Show.

@ManchuCandidate: LOL

Is that a jail broken iPhone?

@Maave: I agree with Maave. If you are having trouble with finding information on Google, maybe it's you that has the problem.

I'm sure someone already said this, but...

@thenewperson is now Commander Apparent. I'm on a spaceboat.: It's the "We're better than you so we can send less players and still beat you," strategy.

@Renzo: I agree. Their sense of design is one of the reasons why I use Chrome.

I read this as "Keep iPhoto from iLaunching"

If my laptop dies, I have 4 extra desktops, two of which are out of commission for being old but could easily be upgraded. Then I have my iPad, iPod, PSP, PS3, smartphone....you get the idea. Even if my Internet goes out, I have my smartphone. It's android, you know, so I can make a FREE WIRELESS HOTSPOT (cough cough).

Why is there a "Macintosh HD" there...?

I'm too lazy to scroll down through the comments, but I will add that the mute switch doesn't mute everything.

@coreyfriedman: I need the deals. Die. XD

@The Squalor and the Fury: Ok. Thanks. I love being "an" American.