@streeeeetch: that was never an angle while i was growing up and my mom was watching those dreadful things.

will i notice this difference if im using netscape? how do i update my netscape to windows internet chrome?

@streeeeetch: does she always call your Eric, and has someone always fallen into a coma?

@Geisrud: sometimes im halfway out my door with my ak-47 ready to steal cars and kill hookers...then i remember that i just wanted to play some GTA.

someone finally watched the matrix!

pretty soon apple will just translate all of your incoming and outgoing voice, text and data transmissions to, "i am a white, heterosexual who loves turtlenecks. apple is awesome and steve jobs doesn't look like a goober."

3 eggs, over-easy with toast.

i keep thinking about those ridiculous phone rate commercials from a few years ago.

@screemname: touche

robotnik was my fave

could this happen to humans?

@forsinain42: but im not showing obvious signs of being a danger to society...like driving electric carts into elevator shafts, for instance.

@forsinain42: did i say to shoot him? no. im just saying that it was a chance for nature to put him out of his misery. its harsh, but its honest.

@Aklost: i doubt he died.

@Koolaider: no, bunnyhop!

@Amoliski: finally, a man making sense!

i feel like my whole company is trapped in the dark ages. every person in my company is guilty of all of this!! HOLY SHIT HUGE .PDF files....every day in my email!!!!

@Koolaider: but you also have to consider that real insurgents LOVE to camp as well.

@Koolaider: in the servers i play in that shit gets you kicked. about 80% of the time i play its really good gameplay with great communication.

i can see steve jobs digging up tony curtis's grave and snatching that iphone.