I don’t see where Eminem tries to depict himself as an underdog in this song or “builds and imaginary enemy”. Instead it is him addressing his shrinking relevancy in today’s Hip-Hop scene and his weakened reputation compared to the early 2000s.

> There is also the sound of what I think is supposed to be ice cracking under Em’s feet <

since when being introspective has become whine-fest.......but then i noticed that you dickride beyonce very hard (lol magical angel seriously bro)

Not the first time a condom has left someone with a sour taste in their mouth... My sincerest apologies, Eragorn.

I do this. My head is nice and cozy and you can turn up the sound. Gives sounds a softness. Also disperses the pressure from the pads over the whole ear area making for longer lasting comfort. I even masturbate with a condom on from time to time.

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.

Aw I love these!

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

Again, not literal.

Whatever, her grandfather was the worst professor I ever had and then I heard he killed some guy.

well rings count in the legacy add up.. eye test.. stat lines.. player’s prime years.. all star appearances.. yearly awards.. rings...etc

Kobe took a big, big leap by year two. He went from averaging 22 in the playoffs to 28.5, just below Shaq. By then, it was a two-headed monster. Not to downplay Shaq’s role in Miami, but Wade’s numbers in that finals series are some of the best ever, and Shaq averaged fewer points than Antoine Walker. So...

Really?

Top 10 what all-time? Players? No, he isn’t. He really, really, really, really isn’t. He’s not even in the top three at his own position. Maybe fifth-best center, but even then, it’s largely a by-product of him just being much bigger than everyone else. He’s not even close to a top 10 player in terms of talent.

Either a barbecue chicken restaurant or a wool sock on a lonely night.

Consider this: Warriors in the 3rd outscored EVERY quarter of last weekend’s victorious and undefended West All Star team.

As long as it’s not a lengthy suspension or termination, I’ll side with the station. Rip the guy, describe the trade in every awful way possible because it’s a deal truly deserving of that type of ridicule but don’t call him a moron.

Honestly I think we should be more concerned about what Jontron is doing since he’s done an article for Breitbart and has been making really bizarre, right-wing extremist twitter rants.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”