That Cruz is what my Grandma would get me for Christmas.

My Steampunk Mario and Princess Peach from yesterday!

One day when (if?) they unveil this thing at an auto show, we’ll do a Jalopnik Video that’s just me and Raph weeping in front of it for a straight hour.

The humble mechanic if you own a VW.

When I worked at VW (2012-2014), parties like this were the norm. Always outrageous, always over the top, and always tens of thousands of dollars. And all this while my teammates were being laid off left and right. It never felt right. Now I work for an IT firm. Our last team-building activity was serving food at a…

There is an xkcd for everything.

I still think they should’ve called it “Coin Eater” instead.

I don’t know how to respond. Do I call Takei a homophobe? Or Paramount racist for not listening to him? Or do I try to find some way to condemn John Cho? I don’t know how to communicate on the internet without accusing others of wrongdoing.

Or blame Trump. I can always blame Trump. He should die.

I dislike the “angry young white douchebag nerd reviewer” shtick that has proliferated through YouTube like cancer. I don’t like people who get worked up over disposable corporate culture. But I still like the AVGN because he was one of the first, he was funny and you could tell that it’s a persona he is taking on.

Those who saw Evans expose himself said that it was no big deal.

Me all this week: God I can’t wait to find out what the deal was with Arya, was she really Arya? Was it Jaquen testing the Waif? Was Arya actually laying a trap? Syrio Forel somehow (it is the season of ressurections!)? Whatever it is it’ll be great.

Sounds like the B9 is just that, benign.

Does it really matter? Credible or not I think it helps to publicize this sort of stuff — both to expose this ugliness and to push sites like Twitter to improve their harassment policies.

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Many articles about a popular game on a video-game focused blog? Fuckin weird right? Whats next, the new star wars getting tons of articles on movie sites? The fuck is goin on around here?

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Maybe Optimus Prime is the last Knight, and it takes place 8 years after Transformers 4: Whatever that Shit Was, and it’s about Marky Mark convincing him to take up the fight one last time. You know, with Rusteez, because shit gets rusty, yo.