I want to see government pensions be abolished. I am so sick of financing deadbeat workers and idiots like Ryan.

Uh, Khloe hooked up with him even though he had a pregnant girlfriend. He also doesn’t acknowledge his other son, so I’m not sure why you think he’s a sweet guy. How you get them....

Didn’t something similar happen when he started dating Khloe? Wasn’t his then-girlfriend pregnant or just had a baby? Dude has a pattern.

Okay:

I’ll never understand how or why random people are emotionally invested in famous people’s pregnancies. Strangers on social media are basically throwing her internet parties out of happiness. She doesn’t know you.

this is a fun game! is it ok if i’ve not seen the movies?
um, i’d definitely try to get a lot of cash and then rob a car dealership to get something sporty and then just drive a LOT, at RIDICULOUS speeds on the empty highways (i’m assuming the other people are off murdering). then, when i’m bored, i’m grabbing…

I want to hear everyone’s ideal Purge night!

Hillary is so bad you guys, can’t vote for her.

According to the AP, he attempted to backtrack the comments hours later.

You’d be hard-pressed to get a rape conviction in 20 weeks ... but somehow I don’t think the bill’s sponsors really care.

I, too, would like some more details on the shirtless bit. Thank you.

I was watching her show one day and she dumped a whole carton of heavy cream into something and looked up at the camera and said “That never made anything taste worse.” Yes Ina get your life

I vaguely had to work with them when I was in the mailroom of their management company (they were one of the few clients to actually answer the door when I came) but they were always so sweet and Channing was always so shirtless. This hits me hard.

Wow. This is the come up of all come ups. This guy was eating moldy cheese and ham sandwiches two years ago. One viral photo later and he’s jetsetting around Europe and having a baby with a billionaire’s daughter. I’m sure Chloe’s father is thrilled by this.

No sperm will pass the impenetrable sheath that is thoughts and prayers^TM

Omg Nina! I forgot about her! Ughhhh she totally should’ve won! I loved her. And I hated nick. He had anger issues.

Okay, I almost came in and was going to defend the table price. We just installed a conference room table and it cost $20K. Then I saw the table in question. Now, I’m back to telling them to GTFO. Our table seats 26 people and has networking and power built directly into the table, and each one has to be custom built.…

Why aren’t we saying that though? In what way do these people need anything other than the bare minimum to complete the job. This is public service. Any amount sunk into a table is an amount you can’t use to help someone, especially in the HUD department.

He looked at catalogues, you guys.

Still, she thinks like that, she’s only showing her true colours.