Thanks, you have a few comedians there I've never heard of so I will have to check them out. FWIW I agree with your first 3 and the last 2.

I haven't seen the special, I assume its the same material from when I saw him live a few months ago, which I thought was quite a bit more cerebral and humanist than his past work. Then again, I've always enjoyed all his specials.

Hey! I found the awfulness in the comments Cross predicted!

Holding out for Strangest Things, here

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin for soul food and a place to eat…

I think both casts are amazing, no need to make them adversaries

More of a xenomorph kinda guy myself, but hey—no judgements

Leave no cultural iconography unassimilated!

That's the saddest "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" ever.

Blocked. Enjoy trolling in anonymity.

"Maybe this will jog your memory"

Cheers. Here's to you finding the attention you so desperately seek!

I bet that idiot sleeps like a fuckin' baby, too.
- from The Paradox of Fools And Wise Men, by Bertrand Russell

Fuckin' Guy Sucks

Thank you Scott Baio for singlehandedly tainting repeat viewings of Arrested Development

Is it the whole being-a-morally-bankrupt-piece-of-shit thing?

I always make a point to thank our service members for being too poor to afford college on their own.

We're gonna have great, great Batmen and Supermen. Trust me.

Do you honestly think the point of these articles is anything other than being ridiculous?

George W. Bush