Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

When you’re looking at houses, if it’s a house you think might be “it”, don’t be afraid to go poking into corners or do stuff like turning on taps and flushing toilets. Use a flashlight to check out basements/attics/crawl spaces, look into closets, and check ceilings for water marks. Check the furnace, a/c, and water…

Second the home inspector suggestion—I’d also recommend hiring your own rather than having one of the realtors do it (their end goal is to make sure the sale goes through...). Also, see about getting a home warranty.

Go house hunting on a rainy day! Sounds silly, but it’s a good way to see how the property’s drainage works, whether you’re able to open a dang window in a storm, that kind of thing. Also, be flexible in your requirements - sometimes we get so hung up on the idea of perfection we miss things. Good luck!

I would like to buy a house in the next year, but am very initimidated by the whole process. Also I’m in a polyamorous relationship and queer, so a bit worried about how to find a friendly agent in this moderate city surrounded by a relatively conservative area.

something you’d wished you’d checked or been aware of, please let me know!

He had hand reduction surgery so he could pretend his cock was bigger.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

From the look above I doubt he has been taken to task often in his life. Clean up, look professional, iron a shirt ffs.   

Ingraham is so hungry for publicity that she talked about this last night too. Her response to Ellen was super-weak. She basically said “Oh is Grey’s Anatomy still on the air?” That doesn’t even ride to the level of a high school insult.

It’s Hope Hicks

I read your last line, for some odd reason, as “with the power of 1000 anuses” and figured, you know, that works too.

Does he think that makes him look better?

I’ve said it before, but every time I see his stupid fucking squinch-faced grin, I see this fucking dog:

She couldn’t even bother to Google first. I thought it was well known that Lebron graduated from high school and went straight to the pros. Anyone who knows Lebron or has spoken to him has always said he’s a pretty savvy businessman and intelligent. I think a lot of people are pissed that he’s not some dummy or a…

Aren’t the surviving kids and teachers brave? They thought they were going to die that day.

Also he’s too stupid to realize that his gotcha moment is backwards - that timeline would make PERFECT SENSE to explain his campaign colluding: Russians start operations to fuck with American politics, Trump enters the ring, Russians approach his campaign with plans.

Your lips to Flying Spaghetti Monster’s... noodles.

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President.

Raise your hand if this is where you ordered your JNCO Girls from? I definitely also owned that Superman tee...