It’s also way more efficient to give money. There’s an existing logistical network that delivers the food that communities want/need from suppliers to consumers—grocery stores.

And everyone in this administration travelling or vacationing on our money. How much has the ugly orange troll charged the taxpayers for his unceasing golf outings? And how much he personally is making off us as he holds events at his properties?

If someone wants to blow their SNAP benefits on lobster and not eat for the rest of the month, it’s their business.

Jeff Sessions’ hatred of marijuana is the most modern thing about him. It’s straight out of the first half of the 20th century, whereas the rest of his belief system is clearly rooted in the mid-19th.

I cannot help but give the couple a mental “yup” or “nope” at every wedding I attend. It is terrible and completely involuntary but, there you go.

Tequila worms? He reminds me of some of the fat zombie mobs in Diablo.

“If I were Carmen Sandiego” should be the only real option.

She’s CLEARLY diversifying her wardrobe in an attempt to dodge the ACME Detective Agency!

I remember a lot of ‘Muricans complaining when President and Michelle Obama moved to the White House and brought her mother to help with their children, ranting about tax dollars spent on her travel and such.

I read it as “homoerogenous prostate” and it made it funnier. I’m not sure if that’s okay.

What about vegetables?

People this rich are pretty much dumb as rocks. They have gone though life with no challenges at all. They have never learned how to do a damn thing because they don’t have to.

Are you sure they weren’t period stained? Because I keep those even though they look gross to specifically wear them during my period, since they are already ruined. Every woman has period panties.

oh, we sure do

You mean Bob Labla, Attorney at law? You can read all about him at Bob Labla’s law blog. 

Whenever I get rid of something that doesn’t bring me joy, I end up needing it sometime in the next 6 months. EXPLAIN THAT MARIE.

Such as

At the risk of diluting the discussion, the one time I’ve ever used my fists in anger was when my stepfather picked me up by the throat and slammed me head-first into the wall while choking me.

I find it interesting that Cohen explicitly says that neither Trump or the Trump campaign paid hush money to Stormy Daniels. Not a word about the RNC.

They are trying to counter the photo of Trump’s skull showing while walking up the stairs onto the plane where he looked like corpse by reminding all the dumbasses that Trump is such a virile man he fucked a pornstar then had to pay her to cover it up.