Ok Tawm from Bahstahn.

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

To be fair, it's easy to play defense when Russell Wilson inexplicably turned into Joe Flacco for a day.

This headline and entire article were written by Mad Libs.

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Why bother climbing?

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

I’ll never understand nerfing in a single player or co-op games...

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

It’s like getting destroyed in a pickup game by the old guy at the Y.

I know that not everyone understands what this means, because not everyone does software for a living, or understands how the hardware works.

What do you expect, their a tech startup, not a car manufacturer.

I mean, I think your criticism is fair, but at the same time, Canada hadn’t scored a goal against USA in 12 years, so it’s not like the mentality comes from nowhere. 

I kind of like the fact that we suck. It gives me an American international team that I don’t feel bad about rooting for. It’s nice to be the plucky underdog for a change...

But c’mon, this is Canada.

“Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal”

“Soory we beat you, eh?”

Well ... he was on the field.