They don’t seem to have any sense of porpoise out there.

Looking forward to being reminded of this on Why Your Team Sucks next year!

Not great when you haven’t played your Week 2 game yet and Deadspin already has the cover image for next season’s WYTS

Goodness gracious a great ball of fire!

Throwing a borderline illegal block before wiping out your own punt returner just before the punt hits you in the back is the kind of high motor hustle that gives the Jets war room a collective semi.

Met Livingston on an elevator at my university right before the knee injury (visiting NBA teams used our gym when they were in town) and he was the most chill dude ever. Most teams rode up with a member of the coaching staff who’d stop students from getting on the same elevator (come on, you’re the 2005 Hornets,…

He didn't outlast Dwight Howard's jar of farts he's been collecting. That made the trip back to LA with him.

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

WHY ISN’T THIS ARTICLE WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS?

“releasing Antonio Brown” is my new “dropping the kids off at the pool.”

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

As a Seahawks fan, I see no downside. Russell Wilson is getting a lot of money for Tyler Lockett as his #1. He will need an escape valve WR at minimum, and if  Brown can keep just a few drives alive to keep the defense off the field he’ll be worth the potential headache.

I’m not sure I’d consider this “the Raiders snaking their way out of paying him guaranteed money.” There is not a contract out there with guaranteed money that doesn’t have a clause(s) that outlines some form of conduct guidelines, refusing to play, retirement, etc. The guaranteed money is just there to cover a player…

LOLintears if you want to go that route.

The Syracuse Orange you glad we not paying you.

The Lady Volunteers? 

The Akron (We Get Paid) Zips?

I’ll be sure to refer to them as the Tennessee LOLunteers for the rest of the season.

Tennessee football: the delusion of Georgia football with even less to brag about.

Voluntears. 

I guess “teachable moments” aren’t part of Pruitt’s mantra.